{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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