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A consumer complaint or customer complaint is \"an expression of dissatisfaction on a consumer's behalf to a responsible party\". It can also be described in a positive sense as a report from a consumer providing documentation about a problem with a product or service.
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Carolan is a crater on Mercury. Its name was suggested by an Irishman, Fergal Donnelly, and two Americans, Joseph Brusseau and Deane Morrison, in a naming contest which was eventually adopted by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on 2015. Carolan is named for the Irish composer and performer Turlough O'Carolan, who lived from 1670 to 1738 C.E. The craters Kulthum, Enheduanna, Karsh, and Rivera were also named as part of the contest.
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The First Word in Memory is a studio album by American country music artist Janie Fricke. It was released in August 1984 via Columbia Records and was a collection of ten tracks. The disc was the ninth studio project of Fricke's career and her third highest-charting album on the American country LP's chart. Spawned from the album were two singles: \"Your Heart's Not in It\" and the title track. Both songs would become major country hits in the United States and Canada.
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