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Basketful of Heads is an American comic book limited horror series written by Joe Hill, pencilled by Leomacs and Reiko Murakami. It is the first series in his Hill House Comics imprint. It follows June Branch, who tries to rescue her kidnapped boyfriend with a basket and a magical axe.
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