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Johnsonia lupulina, common known as hooded lily, is a plant in the family Asphodelaceae and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It is a rhizomatous, tufted, clump-forming perennial with creamy-white flowers.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll","displaytitle":"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3010341","titles":{"canonical":"Let_Me_Go,_Rock_'n'_Roll","normalized":"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll","display":"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll"},"pageid":28579269,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_%27n%27_Roll.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_%27n%27_Roll.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287512736","tid":"7e8a20a3-22d0-11f0-84a8-95452fcb5718","timestamp":"2025-04-26T18:58:52Z","description":"1974 single by Kiss","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Let_Me_Go%2C_Rock_'n'_Roll"}},"extract":"\"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll\" is a song by the American hard rock band Kiss, released in 1974. It was released as the only single from their second album Hotter Than Hell. Even though the song failed to chart, it is a staple in their live concerts. The B-side was the album title track, \"Hotter Than Hell\". Gene Simmons penned the lyrics during a lunch break at his day job, and the song conveys romantic excitement: \"'Cause baby's got the feeling/Baby wants a show/Baby won't you tell me/Baby rock & roll, yeah, yeah!\". \"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll\" became a live favorite for Kiss.","extract_html":"
\"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll\" is a song by the American hard rock band Kiss, released in 1974. It was released as the only single from their second album Hotter Than Hell. Even though the song failed to chart, it is a staple in their live concerts. The B-side was the album title track, \"Hotter Than Hell\". Gene Simmons penned the lyrics during a lunch break at his day job, and the song conveys romantic excitement: \"'Cause baby's got the feeling/Baby wants a show/Baby won't you tell me/Baby rock & roll, yeah, yeah!\". \"Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll\" became a live favorite for Kiss.
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